Two Blondes Walking Down The Street - Funny Jokes

"Two blondes walking down the street.

One reaches into her pocketbook for a make up compact and looks into the mirror.

“This picture looks like someone I know” she says.

The other one has a look and says, “Of course dummy, it’s ME.”"

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